#1 – Playing 18 holes in less than four hours. G.W.A!

#2 – Playing 18 holes in 6 hours, because the Marshal was sent home early to save the golf course money.  NOT!

#3 – Drinking a beer at the 19^th hole.  G.W.A!

#4 – Sipping a fine Cognac in the “Members Only Lounge.”  NOT!

#5 – Weekday rates on a Friday.  G.W.A!

#6 – Holiday rates on a Friday.  NOT!

#7 – Carts not required.  G.W.A!

#8 – When a CART PATH ONLY cart costs the same as a 90 Degree Rule cart.  NOT!

#9 – A prompt, fully stocked beverage cart.  G.W.A!

#10 - No beverage cart.  NOT!